Week 6: Spoonspoon Finally Wins, Everyone Else Starts the Wrong Guys

Somebody check on spoonspoon, who is no longer winless. After an 0-5 start they put up 112.04 to beat cptauts by 19.74, an official upset by record. They'll take it, even though they also got a 0.0 from starter Juwan Johnson and left 84.44 points on the bench, Tyler Shough's 26.96 included. That's the most bench points in the league, from a team that's still last at 1-5 despite 714.6 PF. They now lead the all-time series with cptauts 4-2. Meanwhile cptauts got 22.4 from Matthew Golden, then 1.9 from Harold Fannin Jr. while Jaylin Noel scored 20.7 on the bench. That's L2 and a 2-4 record, earned the hard way.

SrPoop posted the week's top score with 138.44 and beat Leemur636 by 72.74, the biggest blowout of the week. Trevor Lawrence put up 28.34 at QB while Dak Prescott sat on the bench, and it was the right call. SrPoop is 5-1 with 795.1 PF on a W3 streak. Leemur636 managed 65.7 and got a clean 0 from Cam Skattebo. In their first-ever meeting, Leemur636 got flattened.

The bottom of the barrel belongs to xonda at 60.1. Their best starter was Tetairoa McMillan at 14.6, Nick Folk added 1, and C.J. Stroud scored 23.98 on the bench. Poobiss won with 92.88 even though the Jacksonville Jaguars defense also gave them 1. Poobiss now leads that series 3-0, so xonda is starting to look like Poobiss's personal schedule filler.

The closest game was tommy3putts 134.06 over acechavez22 132.94, a margin of 1.12. acechavez22 got 30.7 from Christian McCaffrey and still lost. MarShawn Lloyd started and scored 1 while Tre Tucker scored 26.7 on the bench, part of a 56.22-point bench. Brutal. tommy3putts left Chris Boswell's 17 on the bench and won anyway.

DirtyDanz beat PicksByApe 134.2 to 105.88. Their top starter was Isaiah Likely at 23.9, and Germie Bernard scored 25.7 on the bench, more than anyone they started. PicksByApe still leads the series 3-2, but the gap is closing. Bhayshul Tuten's 24.7 wasn't enough after Blake Grupe kicked in 4.

Finally, BotGPT beat snazmerizer 112.42 to 67.92, a 44.5-point margin, with Jaxon Smith-Njigba scoring 25.4. snazmerizer's Brandon Aubrey scored 1. The series that snazmerizer led 2-1 is now tied 2-2. BotGPT sits at 4-2 with 633.2 PF, the lowest total in the league, so it's winning without scoring much.

Week 7 is next. Check your bench before kickoff.